Idiots

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 101, 1 to hold the bulb, the other 100 to push the house around! ...
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Freud

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder. ...
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Mice

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Two. The trouble is how do you get them in there? ...
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Zen Masters

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to change it, one not to change it ...
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Freudian

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many Freudian analysists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to hold the breasts... I mean ladder. ...
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Microsoft

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q. How many Microsoft software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. They don't. Bill Gates just declares dark the new universal standard! (or: They don't, they think there's enough li ...
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Surrealism and lightbulbs

Posted in Lightbulbs on February, 08 2003 9:04 PM

Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish. ...
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