Doctor! Doctor!

Posted in Medical on November, 02 2005 5:07 PM

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs! Doctor: Yes, that's because we had to amputate your arms. ...
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Deaf Man

Posted in Medical on December, 05 2004 10:25 PM

A man goes to see his doctor because he's having trouble with his hearing. "What are the symptons?" asks the doctor. "They're a yellow cartoon family." says the man. ...
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Doctors

Posted in Medical on November, 10 2004 10:04 PM

A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach pains so the doctor tells her to lie down on the bed. He feels around for a while then says "Well Mrs Smith do you like changing nappies?" She ...
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The Final Countdown

Posted in Medical on August, 19 2004 9:20 PM

After months of ill-health, a man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterwards, the doctor comes out with the results. ‘I'm afraid I have some very bad news,’ says the ph ...
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A Lesson in Medicine

Posted in Medical on April, 30 2004 9:19 PM

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. ...
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Two Weeks to Live

Posted in Medical on April, 20 2004 8:53 PM

A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have have about two weeks left to live". The man is shocked. He asks ...
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The old fella's sample

Posted in Medical on March, 23 2004 1:43 PM

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85 ye ...
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Money Problem at the Doctor

Posted in Medical on February, 22 2004 12:11 PM

A man was having weird feelings up his arse. So he went to the doctor and asked him to look at it. "Well..." said the doctor, "Theres a £5 note in there!" The doctor looked even furthe ...
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