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Doctor! Doctor!
Posted in Medical on November, 02 2005 5:07 PM
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, that's because we had to amputate your
arms.
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A man goes to see his doctor because he's having trouble with his
hearing.
"What are the symptons?" asks the doctor.
"They're a yellow cartoon family." says the man.
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A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach pains so the doctor tells
her to lie down on the bed. He feels around for a while then says
"Well Mrs Smith do you like changing nappies?"
She
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The Final Countdown
Posted in Medical on August, 19 2004 9:20 PM
After months of ill-health, a man goes to his doctor for a
complete check-up. Afterwards, the doctor comes out with the results.
‘I'm afraid I have some very bad
news,’ says the ph
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A Lesson in Medicine
Posted in Medical on April, 30 2004 9:19 PM
First-year students at Medical School were receiving their
first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
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Two Weeks to Live
Posted in Medical on April, 20 2004 8:53 PM
A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam
and tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have have about two weeks
left to live". The man is shocked. He asks
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The old fella's sample
Posted in Medical on March, 23 2004 1:43 PM
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85 ye
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Money Problem at the Doctor
Posted in Medical on February, 22 2004 12:11 PM
A man was having weird feelings up his arse. So he went to the doctor
and asked him to look at it.
"Well..." said the doctor, "Theres a £5 note in there!" The doctor looked
even furthe
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