Visit to the Doctor

Posted in Medical on February, 01 2004 9:16 PM

A man goes to the doctor and says "I think something is wrong with me, every time I poke myself it hurts." He demonstrates this by poking himself himself in the head, then the belly, t ...
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Bum deal

Posted in Medical on November, 27 2003 11:13 AM

A nurse walks into the bank to cash a cheque. She reaches into her handbag and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Great, just great," she sighs to the cashier. "That means some asshole's got my p ...
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Lettuce at the Doctor

Posted in Medical on November, 19 2003 8:41 PM

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor ...
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Morning Sickness

Posted in Medical on November, 01 2003 7:06 PM

Woman goes to the doctor with a bloated stomach and pains. Doctor doesn't know what's wrong so he takes a blood sample and tells her to come back in a week. The woman comes back and says 'Oh d ...
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The Medicine machine

Posted in Medical on September, 10 2003 10:02 PM

A man is telling his friend that he has to go to the doctors for a check-up and his friend says "why don't you go to the medicine machine?". He soon explains to the man that you sinply put $1 in ...
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Circumcision

Posted in Medical on September, 06 2003 3:58 PM

In a hospital one day are two little boys lying on stretchers, waiting to be taken to the operating theatre. The first boy says to the second "What are you in for?" He replies "I'm having my ton ...
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Gunpowder and Cheese

Posted in Medical on February, 03 2003 10:48 PM

A Liverpool man met the girl of his dreams and after a quick courtship they married. Both wanted children but none came. In desperation they took medical advice and the doctor said the fault was w ...
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Drunk

Posted in Medical on February, 03 2003 10:48 PM

A man is at a bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three t ...
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