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Boy playing with his train set
Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 28 2006 11:27 AM
A boy is playing with his train and his mum overhears him saying, "All
you bastards getting off, for god's sake hurry up, all you bastards getting on,
for christ's sake hurry up and sit dow
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Pulled Over
Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 14 2006 6:34 PM
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you
at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had
it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar
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The Noise
Posted in Miscellaneous on July, 05 2005 7:42 PM
NOTE: This is a long joke, please read it. DO NOT read the last part first.
It WILL spoil the joke.
Steve, was driving down the road after going to a party for his 24th
birthday. It was raining
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Drummer Joke
Posted in Miscellaneous on April, 07 2005 1:00 AM
A organisation of scientists are conducting a survey on what jobs people do
in relation to what their IQ is.
After a few years with the survey in progress, they are getting a pretty good
idea o
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Bad Couple
Posted in Miscellaneous on March, 22 2005 9:53 AM
An old man and woman were married for
many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman
would
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The Frog Loan
Posted in Miscellaneous on February, 27 2005 10:53 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
name plate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get
a$30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the
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The Green Suit
Posted in Miscellaneous on July, 10 2004 3:59 PM
A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him
a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green
suit he will give him a job.
Another
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The Stove
Posted in Miscellaneous on July, 10 2004 3:52 PM
Last year authorities in Montana
discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and
they were concerned about his well being. They decided to send up a team of
e
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