Boy playing with his train set

Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 28 2006 11:27 AM

A boy is playing with his train and his mum overhears him saying, "All you bastards getting off, for god's sake hurry up, all you bastards getting on, for christ's sake hurry up and sit dow ...
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Pulled Over

Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 14 2006 6:34 PM

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."  The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar ...
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The Noise

Posted in Miscellaneous on July, 05 2005 7:42 PM

NOTE: This is a long joke, please read it. DO NOT read the last part first. It WILL spoil the joke. Steve, was driving down the road after going to a party for his 24th birthday. It was raining ...
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Drummer Joke

Posted in Miscellaneous on April, 07 2005 1:00 AM

A organisation of scientists are conducting a survey on what jobs people do in relation to what their IQ is. After a few years with the survey in progress, they are getting a pretty good idea o ...
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Bad Couple

Posted in Miscellaneous on March, 22 2005 9:53 AM

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would ...
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The Frog Loan

Posted in Miscellaneous on February, 27 2005 10:53 PM

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a$30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the ...
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The Green Suit

Posted in Miscellaneous on July, 10 2004 3:59 PM

 A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job. Another ...
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The Stove

Posted in Miscellaneous on July, 10 2004 3:52 PM

  Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an old Forest Service cabin, and they were concerned about his well being. They decided to send up a team of e ...
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