Captured Explorers

Posted in Miscellaneous on May, 28 2004 10:20 PM

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad new ...
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Old Lady's Wishes

Posted in Miscellaneous on May, 22 2004 11:44 AM

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. ''Well, n ...
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Unplug Your Equipment

Posted in Miscellaneous on May, 22 2004 11:40 AM

For safety reasons, it is very important that you unplug all your electrical equipment every night before you go to bed.  However, there are two exceptions to this rule:  Fridges and L ...
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What's Bald...?

Posted in Miscellaneous on May, 17 2004 10:29 AM

What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles? A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate. ...
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The Scottish Student

Posted in Miscellaneous on April, 24 2004 7:33 AM

A student at an English university, by name of Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye, who was living in the hall of residence in his first year there. After he had been there for a month, his mot ...
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Three Men in a Predicament

Posted in Miscellaneous on April, 19 2004 7:50 PM

Three men in a pub come to an agreement that when they get home they have to do exactly what thier wives tell them. They arrange to meet the next week. A week passes and they meet back in t ...
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The Son Who Did Good

Posted in Miscellaneous on March, 29 2004 7:42 PM

One day four guys went to go play golf. One man went to get tickets so they could get in the park, the other three started talking about their sons. The first man says "My son is doing grea ...
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Posted in Miscellaneous on March, 02 2004 7:32 PM

A man was walking down the street when he was accostedby a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homelessman who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extract ...
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