Taxi Passenger

Posted in Miscellaneous on February, 20 2004 7:46 PM

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.  The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over a curb and stopped ...
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Plane Game

Posted in Miscellaneous on February, 15 2004 9:51 PM

A buisness man is getting onto a plane for a very long flight. He is shown to his seat which happens to be next to a blonde woman. He turns to her and says "Why don't we play a game to make the ...
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Senior Moment

Posted in Miscellaneous on January, 19 2004 8:57 PM

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, andafter eating, the wives left the table and went into thekitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said,"Last night we we ...
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Boy on a Bike

Posted in Miscellaneous on January, 09 2004 4:12 PM

Why did the child fall off the bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him.   ...
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Womens Lib

Posted in Miscellaneous on January, 08 2004 11:18 AM

Three women at a womens lib meeting, the first stands up; I told my husband that I am not going to pick up after him anymore and he is not getting any sex until he can do it for himself, after al ...
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Laugh at the Pregnant Lady

Posted in Miscellaneous on January, 01 2004 1:37 PM

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feelinghumiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat andhe seemed ...
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Whats Black and White...

Posted in Miscellaneous on December, 23 2003 11:14 AM

Whats black and white and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a javelin through her head. ...
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Twins

Posted in Miscellaneous on November, 25 2003 8:47 PM

A young 17 year old falls pregnant. She tells her parents that she wants to keep the baby but they insist that she give it up for adoption. She then finds out she is carrying twins but still her ...
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