Police and the tree

Posted in Motoring on July, 11 2005 6:44 PM

Did you hear about the Police car that hit a tree? They say the IRA planted it!! ...
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An Executive Buys a Mercedes Benz

Posted in Motoring on January, 23 2005 2:52 AM

A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to reward himself with a new car. When the dignified, dapper and impeccably groomed businessman arrived at the Mercedes Ben ...
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Cars in Heaven

Posted in Motoring on January, 01 2004 2:34 PM

Three guys died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Petermet them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven becauseyou're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask yousomething. Y ...
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Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:07 AM

A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar, gets a beer and sits down. Then, the M1 walks in. He says, "I've had a really bad day and you do not wanna mess with me!" The black tarmac tells him to ca ...
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Volvo Driver

Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:05 AM

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone, "honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is ...
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Clumsy Driver

Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:04 AM

This lorry driver sat eating his egg and chips in a transport cafe, when ten Hells Angels walked in. They walked up to the lorry driver, started eating his dinner and drinking his tea.The lorry dr ...
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Steering Wheel

Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:00 AM

A man walks into a pub with a steering wheel on his dick and he asks for a pint and the bar tender says "Do you realise you have a steering wheel on your dick?!?" "Yeah", replied the man, "It's dr ...
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