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Police and the tree
Posted in Motoring on July, 11 2005 6:44 PM
Did you hear about the Police car that hit a tree?
They say the IRA planted it!!
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An Executive Buys a Mercedes Benz
Posted in Motoring on January, 23 2005 2:52 AM
A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to
reward himself with a new car.
When the dignified, dapper and impeccably groomed businessman arrived at the
Mercedes Ben
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Cars in Heaven
Posted in Motoring on January, 01 2004 2:34 PM
Three guys died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Petermet them and
said, "I know that you guys are forgiven becauseyou're here. Before I let
you into Heaven, I have to ask yousomething. Y
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A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar, gets a beer and
sits down. Then, the M1 walks in. He says, "I've had a really bad day
and you do not wanna mess with me!" The black tarmac tells him to ca
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Volvo Driver
Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:05 AM
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his
wife rings him on his carphone, "honey", she says in a worried voice,
"Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is
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Clumsy Driver
Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:04 AM
This lorry driver sat eating his egg and chips in a transport
cafe, when ten Hells Angels walked in. They walked up to the lorry
driver, started eating his dinner and drinking his tea.The lorry dr
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Steering Wheel
Posted in Motoring on February, 04 2003 12:00 AM
A man walks into a pub with a steering wheel on his dick and
he asks for a pint and the bar tender says "Do you realise you have a
steering wheel on your dick?!?" "Yeah", replied the man, "It's dr
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