In an interview with BBC Radio 1 Eddie Izzard took the opportunity to squish
the rumours that he would be speeding around in the tardis beating cybermen with
big sticks.
"Tom Baker threw my name up which was fantastic, it's a wonderful honour. I
hadn't considered it, I didn't even know it was happening, and I don't think the
BBC would want me. They'd probably rather spit on me and slap me about with
fish."
But even if it wasn't for the potential fish slapping, Eddie has other
projects to consider and a long series shoot doesn't appeal to him.
"I'm really into doing my films and so 26 weeks is a big commitment and there
are other people that are up for it that everyone else wants and I'm slightly
more on the edge. I think the BBC would say 'Well we want someone simpler and
safer.' I think my breasts are too dangerous."