As reported several months ago the cast of multi-award-winning sitcom
"The Office" are reforming to produce a two part special to be shown on BBC 1
over the christmas period.
An unnamed insider, eg. somebody who will lose their job if anyone finds out
it was them that leaked it to the press, has given details on what's going to
happen in the finale of what is one of the BBC's, and indeed British
Televisions, most successful ever comedies.
The naughty little snitch said, "Because The Office is in effect a reality
show, David thinks he's famous and walks around Slough expecting to be
mobbed. Instead, the public just think he's a prat."
"He also uses up all his redundancy money making a pop video in a bid to
relaunch his career", added the spineless blabbermouth.
He is also expected to be seen gatecrashing his old firm's Christmas Party
and generally making everone very uncomfortable. While the BBC have not
officially denied these plot revelations they have said "We will not reveal the
end."