Britain is to get its own version of Hollywood's Walk Of Fame,
commemorating some of the top entertainers that the UK and Commonwealth have had
to offer over the past century.
Of course the whole thing is being sponsored by ITV, is airing the unveiling
live, is being hosted by Chris Tarrant, is having a viewers poll to decide some
of the celebrities to be immortalised in paving slabs and is all to coincide
with ITV's 50th anniversary.
Even though Ant and Dec are getting a star (no, really, it's not favouritism)
to be trodden on the shortlist will have been nominated by an independent
committee. From the fields of film, television, theatre and music are a
guaranteed number of stars and amongst those are some of the top names in
British comedy from past and present. So far, they include Ricky Gervais, Peter
Sellers, John Cleese, Billy Connolly, Charlie Chaplin, Tommy Cooper, Stan
Laurel, Dame Edna Everage, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbet.
The Avenue of Stars will be opened outside 'the actor's church' St Paul's in
Covent Garden and was devised by Michael Hurll who founded the British Comedy
Awards. 100 stars are initially due to be laid with more added each year; the
only condition being that the named have to have been born in the UK or
Commonwealth after 1900.
Unfortunately contention has already arisen beyond, "Why the hell are Ant and
Dec getting one?" The daughter of Stan Laurel has not only not received an
invite to the event but wasn't even told her father was being honoured.
Understandably, 77 year old Lois Laurel is a tad upset that none of the family
were asked along to represent the classic British comic.
The three-hour show is to be aired on ITV1 on 18th September climaxing with
fireworks along the Thames.