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Munn & Diamond in odd(-ish) Auction


Posted By Richard (23 July, 2003)
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People have auctioned some odd things on E-Bay; their own Grandmothers, Human Organs, Plastic Poo, and currently a 20 inch Rubber Chicken (current asking price £14,99 - with no bidders).  Now, female double act Carri Munn and Karin Diamond are auctioning a private showing of their new Edinburgh Festival Act on E-Bay.

The pair claimed "This could be E-Bay's most unconventional auction to date", so we assume thay they have never used E-Bay or the Internet before.  Perhaps if they were to auction tickets for the show printed on pop-tarts dipped in liquid silver and hand delivered by a Wilde-Beast on a uni-cycle cunningly fashioned from rare bamboo to resemble the sillouette of Dale Winton eating a hub-cap off a 1942 Morris Marina, THEN they might be elligable for the top 10 strangest auctions on E-Bay.  As far as I can see they are just auctioning A. Ticket.  For. Their. Show.  (E-Bay currently has 4388 other Theatre Tickets bidding). 

Ok, so their auction does have a bit of a twist.  They are auctioning a private performance for which they will travel anywhere in the world - so long as you pay them travel expenses.  (I plan to use the same tactic for my next holiday, so expect to see bidding starting on E-Bay at £49 for the priviledge of paying for me to visit Barbados).

At this moment in time there have currently been 17 bids and the price stands at £102.

To visit the bid on E-Bay click below:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2184241036&category=130

Alternatively, to bid for the 20 inch Rubber Chicken (recommended!) click here:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941946599&category=1469

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