Like many things in life (for example: standing on one leg) a career in
comedy is all about balance. You need a good balance of effort spent on
working on your act, and promoting yourself. Spend too much time working
on your act at the expense of promotion and you will be very funny, but no one
will ever come to watch you. Spend too much time attempting to publicise
yourself and not enough time working on your act and you become Aaron
Barschak.
You see, Barschack is about as funny has having a Wookie slowly inserted into
your rectum. (if you found that funny, then please substitute the analogy
with something you don't find funny, just don't use Tipex on your
monitor).
But what Barschak lacks in comic ability (which is pretty much everything) he
makes up for in blatant attempts at self-publicity. To date he has gate
crashed Prince William's birthday party, been hijacked by a Saddam Hussein
impersonator at the Fringe, and we're pretty sure that the double 'A' in 'Aaron'
is only there so he appears at the top of alphabetical lists.
Now, not content with his previous attempts, Barschak is
now going to run as a candidate in the Brent East by-election. The
election is caused by the death of Labour MP Paul Daisley back in June, and the
Comedy Terrorist is now one of 16 candidates in the running. He has handed
over a £500 deposit and registered himself as an independent candidate for the
September 18 vote.
We'll try to scale down the amount of reporting we do on this comedian from now
on (we promise), unless he wins the election or becomes Prime Minister or
something.