Feminist writer, Germaine Greer has dragged Billy Connolly into a row she is having over a newspaper article she wrote, entitled 'Why I Could Never Live In Australia'.

Having annoyed her fellow countrymen and Prime Minister she deemed it wise to ask why she was being attacked when she simply spoke her mind and yet there is Connolly - married an Australian, made a film in Australia (The Man Who Sued God), allegedly stated that "Australia is my favourite place" and makes a lot of money from Australians - yet doesn't live there.

Connolly has yet to comment but he'll probably mention his willy when he does.