It's no way to start a baby's life, is it? With the parents sounding
off like a misread pantomime script.
Love: The baby's Coogans!
Coogan: Oh, no it isn't!
Love: Oh, no it
isn't!
No, Love. You're supposed to say, 'Oh, yes it is.'
Love: Oh, yes it is! It must be because, "I've been really unslutty and
really picky and I haven't been with another man for a year, which is how I know
the baby is his."
Oookay. That's a bit more than we actually wanted -
Love: "I'm old and this maybe my last chance to conceive another child. Steve
is not the sort of man I usually go for - honey, name the 20 sexiest man in the
world and I've slept with them - but I was lonely at the time and he made me
laugh. He was the most magical person I've met in a really long time."
Really, just, 'Oh, yes he is!' would've been fine but we'll carry on. Coogan?
Line?
Coogan: …
