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To Do Before You Die
Posted in One Liners on October, 06 2005 3:16 PM
I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and
I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!"
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Cinderella
Posted in One Liners on August, 09 2005 8:52 PM
What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.
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Why did captain hook die?
Posted in One Liners on August, 09 2005 8:39 PM
Why did Captain Hook die?
'Cos he wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Your round!
Posted in One Liners on March, 23 2005 10:07 PM
Two Fat Guys sitting in a bar having rounds of beers. Fat Guy Billy says to
Fat Guy Bob "Your round!"
Bob quickly replys "You are too you fat bastard!"
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Musical
Posted in One Liners on March, 23 2005 10:03 PM
What's brown and sits on a stool?
Beethovens last movement
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dumb bartender
Posted in One Liners on March, 22 2005 11:51 PM
A zebra walks into a bar and orders a pint of larger. The bartender then says "Hey, why the long
face?"
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Tests
Posted in One Liners on April, 03 2004 4:47 PM
If quizes are quizical, what are tests?
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Big Ears
Posted in One Liners on November, 20 2003 6:14 PM
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
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