To Do Before You Die

Posted in One Liners on October, 06 2005 3:16 PM

I was just reading through that book "50 Things to do Before You Die" and I was really surprised that none of them was "Shout for help!" ...
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Cinderella

Posted in One Liners on August, 09 2005 8:52 PM

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store? Someday my prints will come. ...
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Why did captain hook die?

Posted in One Liners on August, 09 2005 8:39 PM

Why did Captain Hook die? 'Cos he wiped his bum with the wrong hand! ...
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Your round!

Posted in One Liners on March, 23 2005 10:07 PM

Two Fat Guys sitting in a bar having rounds of beers. Fat Guy Billy says to Fat Guy Bob "Your round!" Bob quickly replys "You are too you fat bastard!" ...
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Musical

Posted in One Liners on March, 23 2005 10:03 PM

What's brown and sits on a stool? Beethovens last movement ...
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dumb bartender

Posted in One Liners on March, 22 2005 11:51 PM

A zebra walks into a bar and orders a pint of larger. The bartender then says "Hey, why the long face?" ...
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Tests

Posted in One Liners on April, 03 2004 4:47 PM

If quizes are quizical, what are tests? ...
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Big Ears

Posted in One Liners on November, 20 2003 6:14 PM

Why do elephants have big ears?   Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. ...
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