I Want to Die Peacefully

Posted in One Liners on November, 19 2003 8:36 PM

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.....  Not screaming in terror like his passengers." ...
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Green Balls

Posted in One Liners on May, 15 2003 3:51 PM

Q. If I had one green ball in one hand, and another green ball in another hand, what would I have? A. The undivided attention of the jolly green giant.   ...
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Policmen and Pianos

Posted in One Liners on May, 15 2003 3:48 PM

Q. How many policeman does it take to move a piano? A. None. It fell down stairs on its own, guv, honest.   ...
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Spanish Firemen

Posted in One Liners on May, 15 2003 3:47 PM

Q. What do you call two Spanish fireman? A. Jose and Hose 'B'.   ...
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Skeleton in a bar

Posted in One Liners on May, 13 2003 5:25 PM

A skeleton walks into a bar, walks right up to the bartender and says:"Give me a beer, and a mop" ...
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Beetle

Posted in One Liners on February, 03 2003 11:17 PM

Did you hear about the pissed dung beetle who fell off his stool? ...
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Ponder this

Posted in One Liners on February, 03 2003 11:16 PM

If a man says something in the woods, and there is no woman around...Is he still wrong?.... If quitters never win,and winners never quit, what fool came up with."Quit while you're ahead?".... ...
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Three Men

Posted in One Liners on February, 03 2003 11:14 PM

An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of a joke?" ...
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