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this is what you have to do as follows. ask a female friend if she has had a parrot on her left shoulder. then ask her if she has had a parrot on her right shoulder. then ask her to stick her tong ...

If you are in a car and your friend is asleep, carefully pull up into a rest stop and park right in front of a tree. (it helps if it's a little slanted) Then, clutch your face and scream bloody mu ...

Practical joke. Walk into a key cutting/shoe repair shop with key shaped shoes put them on the desk, say "I'll be back in an hour and see what they do with them! ...

1.Tell them you are going to the toilet and search in their rooms 2.never use their toilet you will be blamed for a floater! 3.never tell them that they should clean up before you arive they will ...