Another Churchill Quote

Posted in Quotes on October, 06 2005 3:21 PM

Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting next to Winston a drink, this man j ...
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A Churchill Quote

Posted in Quotes on June, 13 2003 11:27 AM

Winston was at a party and was becoming somewhat the worse for drink. He was approached by a prominent member of the Aristocracy. Lady: Winston, you are drunk. Churchill: And madam, you are ugly ...
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Only One Lie

Posted in Quotes on February, 05 2003 8:04 PM

In my entire life, I've only told one lie. Well, I guess that makes two. ...
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Feel Like a Woman

Posted in Quotes on February, 05 2003 8:03 PM

"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.... but then i was born." ...
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Winston Churchill

Posted in Quotes on February, 05 2003 8:02 PM

One from the history books. Woman in crowd : Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea! Chuchill : Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it. ...
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