Another Churchill Quote

Posted in Quotes on October, 06 2005 2:21 PM

Winston Churchill is at a dinner party, and someone comes round offering drinks. After Winston takes his usual whiskey, the person offers the man sitting next to Winston a drink, this man just so happens to be highly religious and against any form of alcohol whatsoever. At being offered a drink, he replies indignantly:

"I'd rather commit a gross act of sexual indecency that let any alcohol enter my body!"

Winston immediately puts down his whiskey and says:

"Oh, I didn't know we had the choice!"

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