Family Fortunes: Funny Answers

Posted in Real Life on October, 19 2003 10:48 PM

The following are ACTUAL answers given by
contestants on The "Family
Fortunes" TV show.

Name a scary animal

A squirrel


Name a food you don't have to chew

Chips (this was from the MD of a soup
manufacturers...)


Name something a blind person might use

A sword


Name a bird with a long neck

Naomi Campbell


Name an occupation where you need a torch

A burglar


Name a dangerous race

The Arabs


Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers

A horse


Name something that floats in the bath

Water


Name something you wear on the beach

A deck-chair


Name a famous cowboy

Buck Rogers


Name a famous royal

Mail


Name a number you have to memorise

7


Name something you do before going to bed

Sleep


Name something you put on walls

Roofs


Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine

A bicycle with wings


Name something you might be allergic to

Skiing


Name a famous bridge

The bridge over troubled waters


Name something a cat does

Goes to the toilet


Name something you do in the bathroom

Decorate


Name an animal you might see at the zoo

A dog


Name something associated with the police

Pigs


Name a sign of the zodiac

April


Name something slippery

A conman


Name a kind of ache

Fillet 'O' Fish


Name a famous Scotsman

Jock


Name another famous Scotsman

Vinnie Jones


Name something with a hole in it

Window


Name a non-living object with legs

A plant


Name a domestic animal

A leopard


Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'

Knee


Name a way of cooking fish

Cod


Name something red

My cardigan

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