How to Beat a Speeding Ticket

Posted in Real Life on June, 27 2004 8:28 AM

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange : Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5t ...
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Snappy Answers

Posted in Real Life on June, 25 2004 10:11 PM

Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed he ...
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BBC Delivery Blunder

Posted in Real Life on June, 20 2004 1:34 PM

It seems that the BBC are not immune to the occasional blunder, as this recent true story shows.  Someone in London recently sent an urgent video tape via courier which duly arrived in th ...
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Top Ten Real Email Addresses

Posted in Real Life on June, 16 2004 8:41 PM

Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an E-Mail address. For example, Mary L. ...
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Actual Label Instructions

Posted in Real Life on June, 11 2004 7:38 PM

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomedthrough stupidity, here are some actual label instructions onconsumer products:1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECT ...
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Bumper Stickers

Posted in Real Life on June, 08 2004 3:56 AM

Horn broken. Watch for finger.Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.All generalizations are false.Cover me. I'm changing lanes.I brake for no apparent reason.Learn from yo ...
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Eight Idiots

Posted in Real Life on June, 07 2004 9:40 PM

Idiot # 1I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicologyat the poison control center. Today, this woman called in veryupset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. Iqui ...
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Dear Crackhead

Posted in Real Life on June, 01 2004 10:28 PM

Dear Crackhead,Yes, you. You sick *****. On Wednesday morning I emerged from my girlfriend's building by U.N. Plaza to find that you had sawed the tops off both the sparkplugs on my motorcycle. At ...
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