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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful ...

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo". "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get ...

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them del ...

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says, " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...Double Income, No Kids Yet." T ...

A executive is on a buisness trip touring Britain and he decides to give his wife a call. The maid answers. "Hello I'd like to speak to my wife please." he says. The maid replies "No I'm, afraid ...

What is the quickest way to a woman's heart? ... Use a scalpel to make an incision in the chest, smash the ribs apart with a fire-axe, then you should be able to tear through the remaining stern ...

This guy walks onto a plane. He has a black eye. When the air hostess shows him to his seat, the man is astonished to find out that the man he is sitting beside also has a black eye. After a fe ...

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Cat ...