Having Mom Over For Dinner

Posted in Relationships on August, 12 2005 7:31 AM

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful ...
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Tattooed Privates

Posted in Relationships on May, 27 2005 8:27 AM

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo". "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get ...
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A Gift For His Sweetheart.

Posted in Relationships on April, 24 2005 2:11 PM

A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them del ...
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At The Bar

Posted in Relationships on March, 05 2005 1:11 AM

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says, " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...Double Income, No Kids Yet." T ...
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Shotgun Maid

Posted in Relationships on March, 03 2005 12:42 PM

A executive is on a buisness trip touring Britain and he decides to give his wife a call. The maid answers. "Hello I'd like to speak to my wife please." he says. The maid replies "No I'm, afraid ...
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Women's Romance

Posted in Relationships on May, 10 2004 8:51 PM

What is the quickest way to a woman's heart? ... Use a scalpel to make an incision in the chest, smash the ribs apart with a fire-axe, then you should be able to tear through the remaining stern ...
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Slip of the Tongue

Posted in Relationships on April, 30 2004 9:18 PM

This guy walks onto a plane. He has a black eye. When the air hostess shows him to his seat, the man is astonished to find out that the man he is sitting beside also has a black eye. After a fe ...
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Peopling the Earth

Posted in Relationships on April, 18 2004 11:07 AM

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Cat ...
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