Ex Girlfriend

Posted in Relationships on March, 26 2004 4:33 PM

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like ...
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Men And Mascara

Posted in Relationships on November, 27 2003 11:04 AM

Q. Why are men like mascara? A. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ...
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Sliding Under The Table

Posted in Relationships on November, 27 2003 11:02 AM

A man and woman are in a resturant when the waitress notices the man sliding down his chair and under the table. the woman is oblivious, but the waitress feels she ought to mention something. ...
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"Pack Your Bags!"

Posted in Relationships on February, 05 2003 7:36 PM

A woman comes home one night and shouts up the stairs to her husband: "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!" Her husband replies: "Should i pack for sun or snow?" The woman shouts: "I don't car ...
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Barbie

Posted in Relationships on February, 05 2003 7:35 PM

A man goes into a toy shop to buy his little girl a barbie doll. He ask's the sales assistant how much barbie dolls are. The sales assistant says, "Barbie goes to the Ball - £14.99, barbie goes ...
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Potential and Reality

Posted in Relationships on February, 05 2003 7:35 PM

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and the ...
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Written on my Forehead

Posted in Relationships on February, 05 2003 7:32 PM

Theres a man and a woman in a house, the woman says to the man "Can you change the lightbulb?" To which the man replies "Have I got ELECTRICIAN written across my forehead?" The woman then say ...
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Three Men In Heavan

Posted in Relationships on February, 05 2003 7:30 PM

Three men die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches the first man and asks: "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" The first man says "Never," so St. Peter says that he ...
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