Women's Romance

Posted in Relationships on May, 10 2004 8:51 PM

What is the quickest way to a woman's heart?

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Use a scalpel to make an incision in the chest, smash the ribs apart with a fire-axe, then you should be able to tear through the remaining sternum and muscle tissue with your bare hands.

 

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