There were two nuns..

Posted in Religion on December, 05 2006 2:33 PM

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),  and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.  SM: ...
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Triple Trouble

Posted in Religion on November, 30 2006 7:57 AM

Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a DOG! ...
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Jesus at the pearly gates

Posted in Religion on October, 05 2005 3:33 PM

One day at the pearly gates, Jesus was in charge of accepting people into heaven. Time passed and nothing interesting happened until it was an old mans turn to be accepted. Jesus started to ask ...
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Arthritis

Posted in Religion on August, 12 2005 7:33 AM

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on the London Underground next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of g ...
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A guy goes into confession

Posted in Religion on May, 10 2005 1:47 PM

A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. ...
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A priest and his bike

Posted in Religion on May, 09 2005 7:36 AM

A priest goes into a bar, which is empty, except for him and the barman. He orders a beer then says, "D'you know who stole my bike?" "No," answers the barman. "I just left it for a while and I c ...
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Jesus And Moses

Posted in Religion on April, 28 2005 4:50 PM

Jesus and Moses are fishing out on Moses's big boat.  While chilling with a beer, Moses comments "You know what mate, it has been many many centuries since I last performed a miricle.  ...
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Tennis

Posted in Religion on March, 22 2005 9:50 AM

Q. Why did Joseph prefer tennis to leading the Jews? A. Because he adored serving in Pharaoh's court. ...
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