A coach full of nuns

Posted in Religion on March, 19 2005 1:55 AM

A coach full of nuns go over a cliff and they all die. They find themselves in a queue outside the Pearly Gates. St Peter suddenly appears and approaches the nun at the head of the queue and say ...
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Buddhist monk

Posted in Religion on March, 07 2005 11:04 PM

A Buddhist monk goes into a cocktail bar, walks over to the Tom Cruise lookalike with the cocktail shaker and says, "Make me one with everything". ...
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Clip Clop

Posted in Religion on March, 10 2004 5:57 PM

What goes clip,clop,clip,clop,bang, bang,clip,clop? An Amish drive by shooting. ...
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Jesus the Programmer

Posted in Religion on February, 08 2004 6:21 PM

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who in the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They set themselves befo ...
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Three Woman go to Heaven

Posted in Religion on February, 06 2004 8:38 PM

Three woman die and go to heaven. God says to the first woman "There is only one rule of heaven: you can't step on a duck." So the girl thinks 'okay, simple'. Then God opens the gates of heavan an ...
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The Pope and the Typo

Posted in Religion on February, 03 2004 11:22 PM

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decides th ...
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The Priest and the Drunk

Posted in Religion on December, 26 2003 2:36 PM

A drunk was staggering back from the  pub one night when he came across a batism taking place in the river. He wanted a closer look and hazily walked right up to the river bank. The pr ...
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The Christian Bear

Posted in Religion on December, 19 2003 1:11 PM

One day a priest decided to go for a walk in the woods. Not long after he set out though, a huge grizzly bear started to chase him. He ran and ran as fast as he could, but the hiking boots he ha ...
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