Catholic Priest On A Cruise

Posted in Religion on December, 16 2003 8:31 PM

A Minister, a Rabbi and a Catholic Priest were all on a cruise. All of the sudden, the boat hit some rocks and began to sink.  The Minister yelled, "The children! We must save the children! ...
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Heavenly transport

Posted in Religion on November, 06 2003 3:39 PM

Three blokes die and go to heaven: Saint Peter goes to the first fellow: "Greetings my Son! And how have you conducted your life?" Tha first man says "I led a good life, I didn't drink - smoke - ...
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Two Statues

Posted in Religion on November, 01 2003 7:11 PM

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to the ...
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Satan's Three Rooms

Posted in Religion on November, 01 2003 7:09 PM

This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the roo ...
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Religious Road Signs

Posted in Religion on October, 13 2003 10:22 PM

A priest and a pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late! "Leave us alo ...
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Mr. Jones in Church

Posted in Religion on August, 17 2003 12:10 PM

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at thelocal church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, myhusband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's veryembarrassing. Wha ...
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Jesus in the Manger

Posted in Religion on July, 20 2003 3:53 PM

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One ofthe wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. 'Jesus Christ!' he s ...
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Confession

Posted in Religion on May, 29 2003 7:36 PM

There's a new priest in town, doesn't really know what he is doing, the high priest says to him, "You work on confessions and I will do the masses." "Okay" said the new priest, "But how do I k ...
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