The Terror of the Hatpin

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 05 2005 7:17 AM

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing ...
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The Brazilian

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 03 2005 9:44 PM

The was a man from Brazil Who swallowed a dynamite pill His heart retired His arse back-fired And his willie shot over the hill! ...
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Hey, Diddle diddle (2)

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 03 2005 9:31 PM

Hey Diddle diddle The cat did a piddle All over the kitchen mat The little dog laughed to see such fun And piddled all over the cat. ...
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Old Mother Hubbard

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 28 2003 4:16 PM

Old  Mother Hubbard Went to her cupboardTo fetch her dog a boneWhen she bent over Rover ran overTo give her a bone of his own. ...
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marys lamb

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 16 2003 11:59 PM

Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon 10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon ...
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Little Miss Muffet

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 16 2003 11:58 PM

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet her clothes all tattered and torn it wasn't the spider that crept beside her but Little Boy Blue and his horn ...
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jack and jill 2

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 15 2003 6:42 PM

jack and jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky stupid jill forgot her pill and now theres little franky ...
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Down In Alabama

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 11:21 PM

Down in Alabama where the miners shovel coal, One miner shovelled it up another miners hole, They rushed him off to hospital where he breathed his last, He died of constipation, With a shovel up h ...
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