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The Terror of the Hatpin
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 05 2005 6:17 AM
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local
church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep
during your sermons. It's very embarrassing
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The Brazilian
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 03 2005 8:44 PM
The was a man from Brazil
Who swallowed a dynamite pill
His heart retired
His arse back-fired
And his willie shot over the hill!
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Hey, Diddle diddle (2)
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 03 2005 8:31 PM
Hey Diddle diddle
The cat did a piddle
All over the kitchen mat
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And piddled all over the cat.
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Old Mother Hubbard
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 28 2003 3:16 PM
Old Mother Hubbard Went to her cupboardTo
fetch her dog a boneWhen she bent over Rover ran overTo give her a
bone of his own.
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marys lamb
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 16 2003 10:59 PM
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its
ass
and turned its wool to
nylon
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Little Miss Muffet
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 16 2003 10:58 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
her clothes all tattered and
torn
it wasn't the spider that crept
beside her
but Little Boy Blue and his
horn
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jack and jill 2
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on May, 15 2003 5:42 PM
jack and jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky
stupid jill forgot her pill
and now theres little franky
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Down In Alabama
Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:21 PM
Down in Alabama where the miners shovel coal, One miner
shovelled it up another miners hole, They rushed him off to hospital where
he breathed his last, He died of constipation, With a shovel up h
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