Sing A Song

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:20 PM

sing a song of syphlis, a fanny full of crabs, 4 and 20 black heads, twice as many scabs, when the scabs popped open, heads began to sing, wasnt that a dirty c**t to stick your penis in ...
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Woman From China

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:19 PM

There once was a woman from China, Who went for a trip on a liner, She tripped on the deck, and twisted her neck, And now she can see right behind her. ...
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Mary Had A Little Sheep

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:19 PM

Mary had a little sheep, She took to bed to sleep, The sheep turned out, To be a ram, And Mary had a little lamb. ...
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Sally Brown

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:18 PM

There was a young girl called sally brown who swore no man to lay her down So over the hill came piss pot pete with 20 pounds of hanging meat He layed her down in the long long grass and shoved hi ...
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Man From Kent

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:18 PM

There was a man from kent, whos nob was rather bent, to save himself trouble, he put it in double, and instead of comming he went. ...
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Jack and Jill

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:17 PM

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. stupid jill forgot her pill and now shes got a daughter. ...
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Creation of a Pussy

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:17 PM

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a butcher, with a smart wit, and using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, wit ...
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Lady of Leeds

Posted in Rhymes and Limericks on February, 05 2003 10:16 PM

There was an old Lady from Leeds. Who swallowed a packet of seeds. In less than an hour. Her tits were in flower. And her arse was covered in weeds. ...
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