http://www.funny.co.uk Stand-up, Sitcoms, Comedy, Reviews, Articles, Interviews, Jokes Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:57:40 GMT en http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/viagra-1/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/viagra-1/ Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:57:40 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/viagra-1/ Why is the local retirement home giving Viagra to 80 year olds at
bedtime?
To stop them falling out of bed at night.

0 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/make-my-boobs-bigger-please/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/make-my-boobs-bigger-please/ Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:47:32 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/make-my-boobs-bigger-please/ A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually
her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger.
"Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or

0 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/snooker/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/snooker/ Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:58:01 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/snooker/ Why is sexual choice just like a game of snooker?
Because you've got to decide whether to take an easy pink or a tight
brown.

2 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/vicars-wife/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/vicars-wife/ Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:40:44 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/vicars-wife/ A vicar is getting ready at home just prior to giving the local women's
institute a speech on the subject of sex. Just as he is about to leave his wife
asked him what he is going to speak a

2 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/tomato-flasher/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/tomato-flasher/ Mon, 06 Dec 2004 21:52:40 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/tomato-flasher/ A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't get then to turn red.
One day she came across a neighbour who had a garden full of lovely, red
tomatoes. The woman asked him how

1 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/adam-and-eve-1/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/adam-and-eve-1/ Sun, 05 Dec 2004 22:32:37 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/adam-and-eve-1/ which gently poured into the sea. The day the Lord introduced Eve to the garden,
he gave them the instructions they needed.

6 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/mario-maria/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/mario-maria/ Sun, 05 Dec 2004 22:31:38 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/mario-maria/ Mario and Maria end up in the divorce court. the Judge extremely surprised at
an Italian divorce.He calls on Maria, "Maria, why do you want a divorce?" 
Wella Judge, itsa lika dis,Mario is

3 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/lemon-curd/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/lemon-curd/ Sun, 05 Dec 2004 22:24:11 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/lemon-curd/ Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock runs off to the
kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Quickly he turns Dr Watson
over onto his knees and starts smea

3 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/vodoo-dick/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/vodoo-dick/ Mon, 15 Nov 2004 00:37:20 GMT http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/vodoo-dick/ There was a business man who was always away on business trips, and every
time he would go on one of these business trips his wife would always cheat on
him.
One day he got sick of it and befo

2 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/viking-gods/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/viking-gods/ Thu, 21 Oct 2004 20:52:00 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/viking-gods/ Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when
suddenly Thor said to Bob, "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to
have sex..."
Bob stood and pondered for

4 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/washing-machine/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/washing-machine/ Sat, 10 Jul 2004 15:45:25 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/washing-machine/  A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we

6 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/confused-old-man/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/confused-old-man/ Sun, 27 Jun 2004 09:24:08 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/confused-old-man/ An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given
a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor
with an empty jar.
"What happened?" sa

9 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/biology-student/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/biology-student/ Tue, 22 Jun 2004 21:50:43 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/biology-student/ A young biology student went home and put his home work on the kitchen
table as his mother was washing up . He looked at his book and then looked at
his Mum and said:  "How do you spel

5 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-screw/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-screw/ Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:36:08 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-screw/ pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the frontdoor, the girl's
father answers and invites him in."Carrie's not re

6 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/true-love/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/true-love/ Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:33:56 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/true-love/ What is the differance between Love, True Love and a
Show off?
Spit.  Swallow. and Gargle.

6 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/mind-your-business/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/mind-your-business/ Sun, 06 Jun 2004 10:13:37 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/mind-your-business/ The happy couple married and the girl had a hope-chest which she asked
her new husband to never open, as it was something she treasured dearly.
For years it sat in the wardrobe locked

4 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/sex-in-the-dark/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/sex-in-the-dark/ Wed, 02 Jun 2004 22:43:45 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/sex-in-the-dark/ There were once two lovers who loved to try out kinky new ways of sex. The
woman suggested they have sex in the park at night. The man agreed
Later that night, the couple hid in the
bushe

5 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/sex-and-snow/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/sex-and-snow/ Tue, 18 May 2004 20:26:14 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/sex-and-snow/ A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will
last.

3 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-door-hinge/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-door-hinge/ Sun, 16 May 2004 17:33:59 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-door-hinge/ to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and
left.
When she got to the hardware store

3 Vote(s) ]]> http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-new-priest/ http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-new-priest/ Sun, 16 May 2004 17:32:21 BST http://www.funny.co.uk/sex/the-new-priest/ confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to
adultery, I'll quit!"
Wel

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