Posted in Sex on December, 07 2006 12:57 PM

Why is the local retirement home giving Viagra to 80 year olds at bedtime? To stop them falling out of bed at night. ...
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Make My Boobs Bigger Please

Posted in Sex on September, 27 2006 11:47 PM

A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger. "Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or ...
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Posted in Sex on February, 28 2005 12:58 PM

Why is sexual choice just like a game of snooker? Because you've got to decide whether to take an easy pink or a tight brown. ...
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Vicars wife

Posted in Sex on December, 08 2004 12:40 AM

A vicar is getting ready at home just prior to giving the local women's institute a speech on the subject of sex. Just as he is about to leave his wife asked him what he is going to speak a ...
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Tomato flasher

Posted in Sex on December, 06 2004 9:52 PM

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't get then to turn red. One day she came across a neighbour who had a garden full of lovely, red tomatoes. The woman asked him how ...
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Adam and Eve

Posted in Sex on December, 05 2004 10:32 PM

The lord gave Adam a beautiful garden, edging onto a slow flowing river which gently poured into the sea. The day the Lord introduced Eve to the garden, he gave them the instructions they needed. ...
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Mario & Maria

Posted in Sex on December, 05 2004 10:31 PM

Mario and Maria end up in the divorce court. the Judge extremely surprised at an Italian divorce.He calls on Maria, "Maria, why do you want a divorce?"  Wella Judge, itsa lika dis,Mario is ...
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Lemon Curd

Posted in Sex on December, 05 2004 10:24 PM

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smea ...
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