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Why is the local retirement home giving Viagra to 80 year olds at
bedtime?
To stop them falling out of bed at night.
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Make My Boobs Bigger Please
Posted in Sex on September, 27 2006 11:47 PM
A woman was always complaining about not having small boobs until eventually
her husband told her he had a great way to make them bigger.
"Just rub a piece of tissue between them once or
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Why is sexual choice just like a game of snooker?
Because you've got to decide whether to take an easy pink or a tight
brown.
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Vicars wife
Posted in Sex on December, 08 2004 12:40 AM
A vicar is getting ready at home just prior to giving the local women's
institute a speech on the subject of sex. Just as he is about to leave his wife
asked him what he is going to speak a
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Tomato flasher
Posted in Sex on December, 06 2004 9:52 PM
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't get then to turn red.
One day she came across a neighbour who had a garden full of lovely, red
tomatoes. The woman asked him how
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Adam and Eve
Posted in Sex on December, 05 2004 10:32 PM
The lord gave Adam a beautiful garden, edging onto a slow flowing river
which gently poured into the sea. The day the Lord introduced Eve to the garden,
he gave them the instructions they needed.
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Mario & Maria
Posted in Sex on December, 05 2004 10:31 PM
Mario and Maria end up in the divorce court. the Judge extremely surprised at
an Italian divorce.He calls on Maria, "Maria, why do you want a divorce?"
Wella Judge, itsa lika dis,Mario is
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Lemon Curd
Posted in Sex on December, 05 2004 10:24 PM
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night. Sherlock runs off to the
kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Quickly he turns Dr Watson
over onto his knees and starts smea
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