Airline Crap

Posted in Sex on November, 24 2003 12:21 AM

A plane was coming in to land, and the pilot told the passengers to fasten their seat belts, etc. Then he turned to his co-pilot and said "I've been bursting for a crap for ages. The first thing I'm going to do when we land is to have myself a nice crap. Then I'm going to shag the arse off that air hostess". But he had forgotten to switch off the microphone! The hostess was running down the aisle in a panic to tell him, when somebody shouted "No need to rush dear, he's going for a crap first!"

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2509 days ago KISSMAN posted


2475 days ago JoHaywood posted

Crap fag wash joke..why 'O' why did you bother


2346 days ago nathan5656 posted

rubbish wtf


1946 days ago Mr_Magoo posted

What a crappy joke:)


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