Vodoo Dick

Posted in Sex on November, 15 2004 12:37 AM

There was a business man who was always away on business trips, and every time he would go on one of these business trips his wife would always cheat on him. One day he got sick of it and befo ...
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Viking Gods

Posted in Sex on October, 21 2004 8:52 PM

Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob, "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..." Bob stood and pondered for ...
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Washing Machine

Posted in Sex on July, 10 2004 3:45 PM

 A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we ...
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Confused Old Man

Posted in Sex on June, 27 2004 9:24 AM

An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the doctor with an empty jar. "What happened?" sa ...
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Biology Student

Posted in Sex on June, 22 2004 9:50 PM

A young biology student went home and put his home work on the kitchen table as his mother was washing up . He looked at his book and then looked at his Mum and said:  "How do you spel ...
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The Screw

Posted in Sex on June, 11 2004 8:36 PM

It's the Spring in 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He'sa pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the frontdoor, the girl's father answers and invites him in."Carrie's not re ...
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True Love

Posted in Sex on June, 11 2004 8:33 PM

What is the differance between Love, True Love and a Show off? Spit.  Swallow. and Gargle. ...
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Mind your Business

Posted in Sex on June, 06 2004 10:13 AM

The happy couple married and the girl had a hope-chest which she asked her new husband to never open, as it was something she treasured dearly. For years it sat in the wardrobe locked ...
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