Sex in the Dark

Posted in Sex on June, 02 2004 9:43 PM

There were once two lovers who loved to try out kinky new ways of sex. The woman suggested they have sex in the park at night. The man agreed Later that night, the couple hid in the bushe ...
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Sex and Snow

Posted in Sex on May, 18 2004 7:26 PM

Q: Why is sex like snow? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last. ...
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The Door Hinge

Posted in Sex on May, 16 2004 4:33 PM

A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. When she got to the hardware store ...
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The New Priest

Posted in Sex on May, 16 2004 4:32 PM

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Wel ...
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The Proxy Father

Posted in Sex on May, 16 2004 4:26 PM

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, ''I'm off. The man should be here ...
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Twelve Pack

Posted in Sex on May, 09 2004 9:24 AM

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see ...
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Naughty Girl

Posted in Sex on May, 04 2004 4:58 PM

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little ...
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Woman in Bed

Posted in Sex on April, 17 2004 8:56 AM

The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what shoul ...
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