Tomato flasher

Posted in Sex on December, 06 2004 8:52 PM

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't get then to turn red. One day she came across a neighbour who had a garden full of lovely, red tomatoes. The woman asked him how he did this.

"Well , twice a day I stand in front of then and expose myself" he said. "My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Impressed, the woman decided to try the same thing. So, twice a day she whent out into her garden went out and flashed.

A couple of weeks later the neighbour asked if she had had any luck

"No" replied the woman "But my cucumbers are enormous!" 

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