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New Liverpool Striker
Posted in Sports on February, 14 2006 1:45 PM
Benitez sent scouts out
around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone
to Newcastle.One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who
he thinks w
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Horseing around at Cricket
Posted in Sports on November, 24 2004 5:38 PM
A horse was playing it's first cricket match and was belting 6's all over
the ground. Then his partner took the strike, hit a single and dashed up the
pitch but the horse just stood there. "Run, r
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Death on the Golf Course
Posted in Sports on May, 12 2004 8:56 PM
A guy comes home from golfing, and his wife asks him how it went.
"Well, we were doing fine until Bob had a heart attack and died on the
fourth hole..."
"Oh my god, that's terri
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Scottish Man at Baseball Game
Posted in Sports on April, 18 2004 11:01 AM
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a
base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connec
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Divine Golf
Posted in Sports on February, 29 2004 9:29 AM
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Mosespulled up
to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed inthe fairway, but rolled
directly toward a water hazard. QuicklyMoses r
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Hunting Club Member
Posted in Sports on January, 08 2004 12:09 PM
Two new hunting club members are taking a tour of the lodge. The man showing
them around says, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is
our oldest member and can fell you so
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G'day Knoblers
Posted in Sports on December, 21 2003 1:52 PM
Did you hear that Durex have shut their offices in Sydney?
Apparently it only takes one Johnny to fuck Australia!
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Man U fans
Posted in Sports on December, 19 2003 5:10 PM
Q. How many Manchester united fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one but you have to pick the f*cker up from Kent.
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