Hunting Club Member

Posted in Sports on January, 08 2004 11:09 AM

Two new hunting club members are taking a tour of the lodge. The man showing them around says, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can fell you some hunting stones you'll never forget." They awaken the old man and ask him to tell them a hunting story.

"Well. I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest damn lion t ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this: ROOAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!! I tell you, I just shit my pants."

The young men looked astonished and one of them said. "t don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."

The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said ROOOAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

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