David Blaine

Posted in Sports on November, 22 2003 4:22 AM

David Blaine was upset recently to discover that his 44 days in a box doing nothing is nowhere near the record of 4 years, currently held by Emile Heskey for doing nothing in a box. ...
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Solemn Golfing

Posted in Sports on November, 19 2003 8:42 PM

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He ...
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Ronaldo Vs U.S.A

Posted in Sports on October, 26 2003 11:25 AM

It was the group stage of the world cup and Brazil were to play the U.S.A. The Brazilian players entered the dressing room, all down and groggy, complaining that they all needed a challenge ...
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Golf Genie

Posted in Sports on August, 31 2003 3:27 PM

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was he ...
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England vs Scotland

Posted in Sports on June, 13 2003 10:35 AM

  It is England vs Scotland in the qualifiers of the 2006 world cup, and the England team are so confident that they accept Beckham's request to play Scotland all on his own whilst they he ...
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Manc In Scouser Land

Posted in Sports on February, 05 2003 10:48 PM

A Manc walks into a bar dressed up in his new wank Vodafone effort and orders a drink before noticing a picture of Bill Shankly on the wall. He was just about to leave when the barman says: "Where ...
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Ladies Tee

Posted in Sports on February, 05 2003 10:47 PM

There once was a lawyer who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used to play every day. One morning he had played the first hole and was just about to tee off on the second, when he saw t ...
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6-2 To Celtic

Posted in Sports on February, 05 2003 10:46 PM

What is the difference between Stephane Klos (Rangers keeper) and a black taxi ? A black taxi only lets five in. ...
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