Their are many things I want to do with my sad little life. Comedy appeals to me as viable career option, but even the thought of it terrifies me! a friend of mine said that he's going to book a spot at a club, not working mens, in the murky darkness of Bristol. But, how the hell do you make the transition from standing on stage to having people rolling around laughing and not pelting you with bottles! I know, I'll get him to audition for Take The Mike: who has the most false auidience and the worst comedians tutoring you, on technique.

In as far as live comedy goes, I prefer the Vic Reeves Big Night Out thing, like many review shows featured at the Edinburgh Festival. A sort of Acid variety show for 2003. Perhaps i'm a little bored of conventional methods of Stand Up and crave something a bit more exciting. I wish I wasn't One years old in 1986 and lived near the Goldsmiths Tavern to enjoy "Britains Top Light Entertainer" who, funnily enough, was almost named Craig Wildfowl.

Anyway, although there is a shortage of comedy writers, there is a lot of good out there! Yep, i've given up the ol' son of a bitch ranting, however if anyone or anything makes a stinking amount o' dosh for being banal, talentless and abov all smug, in the process, murder will be commited. Yes! I'm talking to you Mr Culshaw, you thief!