Believe it or not AUTHENTIC LETTER SENT TO DEAR DEIRDRE ADVICE
COLUMN IN THE SUN (Apparently)
From Gavin of London.
I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and
one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Cardiff. My
Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana
and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two
brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood
Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently
being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel, however, her time there
is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as
soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our
own brothel with my fiancé utilising her knowledge of the industry working as
the manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining
our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at
least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I
love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I
want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?
