1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order
something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your
door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from
their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a
fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies.
6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your
order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles,
glasses and fake beards with each pass.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just
window-shopping and drive on.
8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked
if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds,
then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your
dashboard.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a
tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements
in a notebook, then drive off.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did
not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your
window and just sit there staring straight ahead.
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at
you.
14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open
the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the
remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or
four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block
for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.
15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies.
Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it
all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when
you have collected it all, pay by credit card.
16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else
you have in your car (including friends and family members).
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind
you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from
your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your
stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
