10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our
driveway?"
9. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while
another is slapping cuffs on you.
8. Apparently, your flame war with
DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
7. When you log on, your
computer says "You've got lawsuits!"
6. You're suddenly getting more Spam
than the Hormel outlet store.
5. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours
and that you now owe them $71,000,000 and change.
4. You now have 130,000
ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the cover of Business
Week.
3. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mails from your Mom.
2.
Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani
mail-order bride, has arrived.
1. "The resistance welcomes your
involvement. Your contact information has been forwarded to a local insurgent
who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you
immediately."
Written by Chris
White.
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