These are actual English subtitles that have been used in films from Hong Kong:

> Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

> Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

> Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.

> Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

> You daring lousy guy.

> Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

> Beat him out of recognizable shape!

> Yah-hah, evil spider-woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.

> I got knife-scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

> Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

> I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!