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Britain on Alert
The
GibberBrit Party today released a warning for the public of Britain to be on
alert from terror attacks. The USA has already set up a website
to warn people about the specific dangers of terrorism so we have endeavoured to
issue similar serious warnings.Further instructions are available at the end of
this important message.
The main warnings are as follows
- 1.If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
- 2. If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin
Diesel, yell really loud
- 3.Warning- George RubbleU Bush broadcast's can cause SSCS (Sudden Self
Choking Syndrome)
- 4. If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your
shoulder and call the authorities immediately.
- 5. There is a reason you failed chemistry and that frogs with three legs
can now be found in the southern swamplands of the US of A.
- 6.Avoid playing knock-A-door run with radiation symbols, If a radiation
symbol knocks at your door do not answer or allow entry, Always ask to see
it's identification first.
- 7.Always make sure your packed lunch is in a safe container.
- 8.Warning- Looters will always be given priority during an Invasion.
- 9. Remember, one day, the world will be a better place.
Now that these warnings have been
issued manuals can be downloaded and viewed on how to prepare oneself for a
terror attack from this official website
Thank you for your
time.
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