The following are ACTUAL answers given by
contestants on The "Family
Fortunes" TV show.

Name a scary animal

A squirrel

Name a food you don't have to chew

Chips (this was from the MD of a soup
manufacturers...)

Name something a blind person might use

A sword

Name a bird with a long neck

Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where you need a torch

A burglar

Name a dangerous race

The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers

A horse

Name something that floats in the bath

Water

Name something you wear on the beach

A deck-chair

Name a famous cowboy

Buck Rogers

Name a famous royal

Mail

Name a number you have to memorise

7

Name something you do before going to bed

Sleep

Name something you put on walls

Roofs

Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine

A bicycle with wings

Name something you might be allergic to

Skiing

Name a famous bridge

The bridge over troubled waters

Name something a cat does

Goes to the toilet

Name something you do in the bathroom

Decorate

Name an animal you might see at the zoo

A dog

Name something associated with the police

Pigs

Name a sign of the zodiac

April

Name something slippery

A conman

Name a kind of ache

Fillet 'O' Fish

Name a famous Scotsman

Jock

Name another famous Scotsman

Vinnie Jones

Name something with a hole in it

Window

Name a non-living object with legs

A plant

Name a domestic animal

A leopard

Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'

Knee

Name a way of cooking fish

Cod

Name something red

My cardigan