The following Womens words and phrases have been translated into English for your convenience.

Woman:  Yes                                
English:  No

Woman: No                                 
English: Yes (or No)

Woman: Maybe                              
English:No

Woman: I'm sorry                          
English: You'll be sorry

Woman: You want                           
English: You want

Woman: We need                            
English: I want

Woman: It's your decision                 
English: The correct decision should be obvious by now

Woman: Do what you want                   
English: You'll pay for this later

Woman: We need to talk                    
English: I need to complain

Woman: I'm not upset                      
English: Of course I'm upset, you moron!

Woman: You're ... so manly                
English: You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Woman: You're certainly attentive tonight 
English: Is sex all you ever think about?

Woman: Be romantic, turn out the lights   
English: I have flabby thighs

Woman: This kitchen is so inconvenient    
English: I want a new house