Sort these articles by: Title (Alphabetically) | Date (latest first) | Rating (highest first) 'Night Before Christmas' - As written by a Lawyer 7 December, 2003 Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not... 12 Days of Christmas 4 December, 2003 December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John: Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a realPartridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pl... Christmas Party 7 December, 2003 If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice ti... Christmas Shopping for Geeks 21 December, 2003 Rule #1  When in doubt - buy him a Star Wars book. It does not matter if healready has one. I have a friend who owns 17 copies of "The WookieCookies ... Dear Santa 4 December, 2003 If Santa answered his mail honestly... ----------Dear SantaI wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy allyeer.Yer Frend,BiLLy Dear Billy... Downsizing Christmas 7 December, 2003 Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive steps. Effective immediately, the following economy measur... How to Cook the Christmas Turkey 4 December, 2003 Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set... Is There a Santa Claus 4 December, 2003 Is there a Santa Claus?     As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journa... Organising The Christmas Party 9 December, 2003 A series of Email announcements about an Office Christmas Party.  Enjoy..... -------------------------------FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Direc... Twelve Days of McChristmas Song 7 December, 2003 On the first day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: a Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas, my drive through gave to me: Tw...