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Every blonde in the world gathered in Wales for a 'Blonde fair' to show the world that all blondes aren't dumb.To prove they are clever, one blonde lady went on stage and had ...

During his daily briefing on Monday morning, Donald Rumsfeld informed the president, "Three brazilian soldiers were killed over the weekend."  President Bush, obviously distraugt, bur ...

There were three men hiking through a forest when they came upon a raging river.  In order to cross the river the first man prayed to God, "God will you give me the strength to cross this r ...

Three men were taking a trip on a plane.  When they get on the pilot tells the passengers not to throw anything out of the windows.  The plane lifts off and they're on their way.  ...

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman become lost in the desert. Soon enough, they are kidnapped by desert bandits. They are robbed of anything of value, then thrown in a cell to ...

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery." Lottery night comes, but the blonde d ...

The Year Is 1915, The An English Man, An Irish Man, And a Scots Man are all in a German Prison. Finally they find a chance to escape. As they attempt to escape they discover the germans are chasi ...

Two guys are working for the city. One digs holes, the other fills them up. A man watching them can’t understand what they’re doing. Finally, he says,” I see how hard you guy ...